Here's a card my dad and husband absolutely hate!
"Today is a *very* special day. Today is the day you came out of your mom's vagina.
Like, SO many years ago."
The perfect card for the friend you can't help but give a little shit to every time you see them*. ;)
*Dedicated to you, Jordan (one of my very bests and my oldest friend). Love you!
- 4.25 x 5.5" card.
- Blank inside.
- Printed on high quality, thick (100 lb.) matte cover paper.
- Comes with a white envelope.