"So, I went to the store to find you theee perfect card for your baby shower. But all they had were these super cheesy, pastel-y cards that didn't exactly convey what I wanted to tell you on this monumental day. Which is... you are going to make the best parents to this little one. Shoot, you already are. And I couldn't be happier for you."
A baby shower card that isn't saturated pink or blue or with a stork or century-old-baby-carriage icon. Yay!