
*Real* cards for every situation
All written & illustrated by Sarah Weeger (it's me, hi!). I used to be a graphic designer and would create cards from time-to-time after I couldn't find one in a store that sounded like me. Then, I became a mom and had postpartum depression and anxiety, and I started writing and illustrating snarky responses to well-meaning comments about my diagnosis. Before I knew it, a whole collection of cards was born. Welcome to Hey Weegs, where we keep it very real.
So hot right now:
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You Are So Appreciated
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Really Good At What You Do
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You Fucking Did It
For weddings, baby announcements, job promotions, housewarming... anything!




Shower Day Crotch Sweat
I guarantee this card will be a welcomed break at the wedding or baby shower.


Congrats/Sorry – Boobs


So Screwed
All of our inner monologues right now... to commiserate with a friend.


Another Trip Around the Sun Birthday



Fun New Things
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So Screwed
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All These Years
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Really Hard Thing
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Birthday Wackadoo
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Collections
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Boxed Sets
Shop boxed sets of cards and save! These thoughtfully-curated packs are designed...
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For Sucky Situations
Cards for when you don't know what to say, but want to...
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Friendship / Anytime
Who says we need a holiday or special occasion to send a...
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Relationships
Cards for real couples: no fluff, just sincere real-talk.
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Wedding and Baby
No frills or lace here; keen and candid cards to celebrate two...
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Sweary and Irreverent
Dark-humored cards my Catholic-raised-dad is not a fan of. See the proof.

Buying cards is the BEST. Sending them? Not so much.
That's why I founded JUST SEND THE DAMN CARD, a community for people who want to send more cards and feel more connected. Once a month we get together over Zoom to write cards in real-time, together.
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