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Literal Birthday

Literal Birthday

Regular price $6.00 USD
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Here's a card my dad and husband absolutely hate!

"Today is a *very* special day. Today is the day you came out of your mom's vagina.

Like, SO many years ago."

The perfect card for the friend you can't help but give a little shit to every time you see them*. ;)

*Dedicated to you, Jordan (one of my very bests and my oldest friend). Love you!

  • 4.25 x 5.5" card.
  • Blank inside.
  • Printed on high quality, thick (100 lb.) matte cover paper.
  • Comes with a white envelope.
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